mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor
today there was a snowboard race at the resort i’m staying at and i’m a pretty decent snowboarder so i thought why not try right. so i wear all black just because it’s the only color i own and i ended up winning and when the announcer came over to me he said “dude! that was pretty awesome bro, what’s your name?” and i took my helmet off like in the movies and let my hair fall out and was like “caitlin” and everyone was liKE OOOOOOH
*points at lunar eclipse* what the fuck is this, some tumblr social justice bullshit?
I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card
Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?